Just when you think you have totally mapped the playing field of perversity somebody moves the goalposts

Someone just shared a link with me.

For dinosaur porn.

You read correctly.

Dinosaur

Porn

(There is nothing wrong with your monitor. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.)

Is it still bestiality if the species is extinct?

(No, I'm not giving you the link, ya deve. )

The first thing that echoed inside my head after "OhmercifulGAWD" was, of course, "I love you, you love meeee. . ."

Might have been easier to take if it HAD been a purple dinosaur -- this one was green and appeared to have a French manicure. (Those metrosexuals are everydamnwhere.)

He was also, um, very well equipped, apparently the Dirk Diggler of Gojira, as it were.

You don't want to know about the rest.

In this crazy ol' world it could even signal a trend. Coming soon to the Hell Metroplex near you: "Brokeback Tokyo." "Love is a force of nature -- and it's pissed!"