This little piggy stayed home

According to Reuters "Piggy banks fly off shelves in freshly frugal U.S."

Sales of the porcine depository are rising. This makes sense to me, as they're cheaper than mattresses and more stylish than coffee cans.

For once, just once, I am by god ahead of the curve. Behold!




I'm rich, I tell you, rich, rich!

All of a sudden I feel like Scrooge McDuck.